CHESS IS A SPORT! THE EVIDENCE

If the chess piece is this big,

Now I can understand why they call it sports 

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What women says, what men hears

The woman says:

"The room is so messy, we have to make it tidy!
It's like there's no love feeling in this room...
You have no clothes anymore, they're all lying on the floor.
Help me clean the room, NOW!!!"

 
What the man hears:

"Bla..bla..bla.. we have to make bla... bla..
bla.. blaa... love Bla... blaa..
Bla... blaa... no clothes bla.. blaa... bla... on the floor.
bla.. bla... bla... NOW!!!"

Everything went better than expected

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Stupid Cashier, Evil Me

This is why money is evil >:)

Just Some Science

Ebie and Smith are now in class, Smith's table is behind Ebie's.
While the teacher's teaching in front of the class Ebie --who didn't bring any stationary with him-- is always turning back to Smith, to borrow Smith's pen every time Smith has done with his writing.
Apparently this turning around is making the teacher irritated, Ebie doesn't care --neither does Smith. Ebie keeps turning around and Smith keeps lending his pen, and Ebie turns again to give back the pen and so on.
The teacher's so annoyed until he snaps then he yells out.
"Who the hell keeps turning around?!!"
All of the students stand still, quietly. Smith realize the teacher doesn't know that he and Ebie are the ones that's making the ruckus.
"I said again. Who the hell keeps turning around?!!!"
"The earth Sir!" Smith yells from anonymous crowd of students.
The teacher gets his high tone, "WHO SAID THAT?!!"
"Galileo Galilei!" Smith shouts confidently followed by the class' sound of laughter.


Then Ebie & Smith got their detention after class. Smith whispers. "worth it!"
"Of course," Ebie laughs.

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Racism Everywhere

One day, Smith is writing a story for his so called short comic, Ebie notices that he writes a line that goes like this:
'Black people Dies by a white thief.'
Then Ebie makes a comment on it, "That's some racist story you write there."
Smith replied, "what?! What racism do you mean?"
"One does not simply put color before a subject." Ebie said, "otherwise it's called racism."
"Nonsense, what's so racist about this sentence?" Said Smith.
"Racism point:" Ebie raise his shoulder and hand, "why the black people always dies first?'"
"Well, uh....." Smith can't answer it but he replied again. "Then I can change it to 'White guy Dies by a black thief!"
"Racism," Ebie nod his head. "Why the black guy is always a thief?"
"Rrrrhhhh..." Smith makes one up again, "Then it's 'White guy Dies by a white thief'." Egan_version1
"Racism still," Ebie smiles. "Why there isn't any black guy in he story?'"
"THEN IT'S..." Smith yelled for the last time, "....BLACK GUY DIES BY A BLACK THIEF!!"
"RACISM!!" Ebie yelled with victory smile, "You think violence only happens with black guys?!"
Smith's ripping all of his paper while Ebie laughing in the back.


Total win, yippie
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WHAT IS SOPA?

One day Ebie and Smith are talking about SOPA.
Smith : SOPA?
Ebie : Yeah, SOPA...
Smith : I've heard of it. It's the ridiculous rules about how you can't share anything over the internet right?
Ebie : Well, yeah because apparently they think the multimedia industries nowadays are so poor that they have to make up the rule, hoping it will raise up their tax income.
Smith : I just heard it --like, a couple of days ago. What does it stand for? SOPA?
Ebie : Easy enough, just say SOPA.
Smith : SOPA...
Ebie : ....thetic
Smith: SOPA-thetic?!


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Sure, Why not?

Once upon a time at summer, Ebie, who's always playing computer on his room got yelled by his father.
"EBIE!! What are you doing playing inside all day long?! It's not healthy always staying in your room like that."
"But Dad..." Ebi tries to reply but his dad insists.
"Go outside! You can play outside, and have a taste of the sun --be healthy! PLAY OUTSIDE!"
"Sure, why not..." Ebie said with his head down walking out his room.
Not long after that, his dad still sees Ebie goes back and forth to the kitchen also to the toilet...
"Son, aren't you playing outside?" Ebie's dad says.
"Yes Dad, just goin' to get some drinks and snacks, and i'll continue to play outside."
"What? What are you playing son?!"
"As Usual..." Ebie Smirks
"As usual? It can't be?" Dad is curious to see what's he playing and see this:

Ebie smiles to his dad and mock softly,
"What? I AM...playing outside right?" And he continue to surf the internet some more.

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Can it break?

Smith and Ebie is arguing about dropping some egg at some point of height without breaking it. Smith asks the question to Ebie.
Smith: How can you drop a raw egg to a concrete floor without breaking it?
Ebie: Just drop it like usual. No need for special way.
Smith: It will break if you just drop it like that...
Ebie: Concrete is hard to break even with a hammer, let alone an egg
--it won't break the concrete, duh...
Smith: .....

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ON A PLANE

Ebie is on board of a plane that's flying to Soekarno-Hatta airport. At some time in the middle of the trip, there's a pilot announcement saying that one of four of the plane's engine is having a failure and dies out. But the passengers are expected to remain calm for the trip will be late on arrival just by twenty minutes.
Ebie stays calm. But not long after that there's a second announcement from the pilot that says the second engine of the plane is failing too and can't operate. Once again he says that the passengers should remain calm because the arrival will only be late by forty minutes.
"What the...?" Ebie grumble, "i know i shouldn't have used this airline. The quality sucks!"
Ten minutes later, there goes the third announcement that state the third engine is starting to failing and all the passengers are still expected to remain calm because we'll be late for arrival by an hour.
"Grrrh!" Ebi gets angry after the announcement, he reach for a blanket and he shouts, "Damn this airline! Damn this plane! I'm going to sleep! Cause if the fourth engine gone too, WE'LL BE UP HERE ALL NIGHT!!!"

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GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

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