Showing posts with label colorful jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label colorful jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, March 3, 2013

This Is McClanes!!!





It's in the genes...

(^.^')

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Rock And The Ape


Yes...
WHAT IS THAT SHEET!?!
(@.@")

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Greenland Or Iceland?

You know it's nonsense,
When we want to go to Greenland
but all we get is ice...
And when we go to Iceland but all we get is green green grass...

<("--.--)>

Monday, May 30, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

<("^.^)>