D Is For....

Long time ago, Smith complained to his friend, Ebie, about how suck school is.
Smith: I hate school, every time i took exam i always get an E --D is the most i can get!
Ebie: Yes, you have to study more bro...
Smith: Why do we have to go to school anyway?
Ebie: To learn stuff, duh
Smith: Why learning? Like we need stuff like that...
Ebie: We learn, for us to be smart
Smith: So you're saying, if you are smart then you can be rich? Is that why you want to be smart?
Ebie: No egan_version1
Smith: No?
Ebie: i want to be smart.
Because if I'm smart, it would be convenient for me when I'm angry at some people and i can shout freely at people --tell them how DUMB they are...


Wrong reason to be smart, but still counts
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Remember This?

One of my favorite hero when i was a kid
Do you remember him?

\(^.^)/

You Survived Much?

We Survived 2 Decade
1991-2001

We Have lived in 2 different century
1900 & 2000

Also we lived in 2 different millennium
1000 & 2000

And what I've learned from life is:
DAMN, I'M GETTING OLD!!!

A Poor, Poor Kid

What a poor kid...
...but at least he has a great Dad
(^.^)v

Sure, Why not?

Once upon a time at summer, Ebie, who's always playing computer on his room got yelled by his father.
"EBIE!! What are you doing playing inside all day long?! It's not healthy always staying in your room like that."
"But Dad..." Ebi tries to reply but his dad insists.
"Go outside! You can play outside, and have a taste of the sun --be healthy! PLAY OUTSIDE!"
"Sure, why not..." Ebie said with his head down walking out his room.
Not long after that, his dad still sees Ebie goes back and forth to the kitchen also to the toilet...
"Son, aren't you playing outside?" Ebie's dad says.
"Yes Dad, just goin' to get some drinks and snacks, and i'll continue to play outside."
"What? What are you playing son?!"
"As Usual..." Ebie Smirks
"As usual? It can't be?" Dad is curious to see what's he playing and see this:

Ebie smiles to his dad and mock softly,
"What? I AM...playing outside right?" And he continue to surf the internet some more.

(^.^)

Beware

BEWARE OF THE DOG

Oh wait...

Nevermind that,
I ain't passing that gate EVER man...
("--3--)

The Rock And The Ape

Yes...
WHAT IS THAT SHEET!?!
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BMW For The Win!

Now you can show off your BMW
without the fear of losing it...

\(^.^)/

Lamborghini Top Speed Is Dull

Well, reading an article about Lamborghini in the magazine..

I just found out the top speed of this car,

it's the same as ordinary car

Really?
Yep, see for yourself in the ad below

Only runs at top speed
112 kilometer per hour....

....BACKWARDS!!!
*Jaw drops*
(@.@)

Super Villain Destroys The World

A villain is a bad guy
villain usually do harm to other people.

Now, a super villain is a super bad ass guy
Super villain usually have the nerve to destroy the world.

Have you ever wondered, when a super villain wants to destroy the world...
...
......
.........

Yes....

The question is:
Where the super villain will live, once the world is destroyed?


Better if the super villain find another scheme than destroy the world....
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Greenland Or Iceland?

You know it's nonsense,
When we want to go to Greenland but all we get is ice...
And when we go to Iceland but all we get is green green grass...

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