Showing posts with label funny sentence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny sentence. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

How To Stay Slim

Well, this post now is only a tips for you who wants to reduce your weight.

You can try this step:
- First, with your head up, look straight to the front
- Then turn your head to the left
- And turn it to the right
- Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat


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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Like A Stark


That's why we like
Tony Stark

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

You Survived Much?

We Survived 2 Decade
1991-2001

We Have lived in 2 different century
1900 & 2000

Also we lived in 2 different millennium
1000 & 2000

And what I've learned from life is:
DAMN, I'M GETTING OLD!!!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Greenland Or Iceland?

You know it's nonsense,
When we want to go to Greenland
but all we get is ice...
And when we go to Iceland but all we get is green green grass...

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Friday, May 6, 2011

Don't just ASSUME!!!

Did you know?
When you "assume" you're just making an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME".

So get your facts straight!
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Thursday, February 17, 2011

GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

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