Funny Facts

Ever heard of an open 24-hours store? They're open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 12 months a year.
~ But why the hell do they still put up a lock on their doors?


I got a question for a turtle that's missing his shell....
~ Are you homeless or just naked?


Corn oil is made of corn. And olive oil is made of olive right?
~ I was just wondering, what's baby oil made from?


If a super villain wants to destroy the world,
~ Where he will live once he's done that?

Ever heard the term, seeing is believing?
~ Then do blind people believe?


The opposite of pro is con...
~ Then the opposite of progress is congress