Anderson: What's the use of "Intel Inside" sticker on my PC?
Smith: Oh, it serves as a warning label
Egan_version1
(^.^)v
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Army-phobia
Smith is a man who's scared of military guy.
One day, he goes by a a bus full of passengers. Then he talks to one of the passenger beside him --whose hair is stubble and has Schwarzeneger-like body.
"Excuse me sir, are you an army?"
"Nope."
"Are you a marine?"
"Nope!"
"Air force then?"
"Noooope!"
"Then you're a scum!"
"What?! Why'd you say that?!"
"YOU STEPPED ON MY SHOE!!!!!"
Egan_version1
(^.^)
One day, he goes by a a bus full of passengers. Then he talks to one of the passenger beside him --whose hair is stubble and has Schwarzeneger-like body.
"Excuse me sir, are you an army?"
"Nope."
"Are you a marine?"
"Nope!"
"Air force then?"
"Noooope!"
"Then you're a scum!"
"What?! Why'd you say that?!"
"YOU STEPPED ON MY SHOE!!!!!"
Egan_version1
(^.^)
Friday, April 23, 2010
Speedy Mini
A Mini Cooper is going into the highway. Not long after that, the car broke down.
Seeing a woman in the Mini's driver seat, a Mitsubishi Evolution X stop to help the lady and tow the car to the nearest service station.
As the Mini is being towed slowly by the Evo, a speeding Vanquish overtaking the Evo from behind--almost hit the Evo by an inch. Outraged, the Evo's driver immediately step on the gas to catch on the Vanquish.
In the high speed car chases, the woman in the Mini is terified and yells many God-knows-what cursing to the Evo's driver. She repeatedly honking him, hoping it will stop the Evo from going crazy.
Well, her attempt fails and the Evo's speed still increasing --making it goes nearer to the Vanquish. The woman still honking like crazy while her car's falling apart one by one; first the bumper, then the hood and all the bolts are flying on the street.
By chance, a news van notice the event and tape it while the speeding cars goes by the van.
Egan_version1
At night, the news goes public:
"This afternoon, a Vanquish and an Evolution X are involved in an illegal race. Both cars are speeding for over than 200 km/h in the highway. The unbelievable thing is; behind those cars, a '63 Mini Cooper, with a lady driver on it, is honking restlessly to the two cars in front of it --asking to gave way for her to pass through."
(^.^)
Seeing a woman in the Mini's driver seat, a Mitsubishi Evolution X stop to help the lady and tow the car to the nearest service station.
As the Mini is being towed slowly by the Evo, a speeding Vanquish overtaking the Evo from behind--almost hit the Evo by an inch. Outraged, the Evo's driver immediately step on the gas to catch on the Vanquish.
In the high speed car chases, the woman in the Mini is terified and yells many God-knows-what cursing to the Evo's driver. She repeatedly honking him, hoping it will stop the Evo from going crazy.
Well, her attempt fails and the Evo's speed still increasing --making it goes nearer to the Vanquish. The woman still honking like crazy while her car's falling apart one by one; first the bumper, then the hood and all the bolts are flying on the street.
By chance, a news van notice the event and tape it while the speeding cars goes by the van.
Egan_version1
At night, the news goes public:
"This afternoon, a Vanquish and an Evolution X are involved in an illegal race. Both cars are speeding for over than 200 km/h in the highway. The unbelievable thing is; behind those cars, a '63 Mini Cooper, with a lady driver on it, is honking restlessly to the two cars in front of it --asking to gave way for her to pass through."
(^.^)
Thursday, April 22, 2010
My First Post
My name's Egan, and here i am posting my first funny anyway pics.
Ahh... many of you may have seen this picture, but for you who's never seen it -well, you should laugh it out-
Behold....
(Drum sound)
......the infamous......
(Still drum sound)
....Mr. Bean Avatar-mode!!!!! \(^.^)/
Hehehe
Egan_version1
Ahh... many of you may have seen this picture, but for you who's never seen it -well, you should laugh it out-
Behold....
(Drum sound)
......the infamous......
(Still drum sound)
....Mr. Bean Avatar-mode!!!!! \(^.^)/
Hehehe
Egan_version1
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