Friday, February 18, 2011

ON A PLANE

Ebie is on board of a plane that's flying to Soekarno-Hatta airport. At some time in the middle of the trip, there's a pilot announcement saying that one of four of the plane's engine is having a failure and dies out. But the passengers are expected to remain calm for the trip will be late on arrival just by twenty minutes.
Ebie stays calm. But not long after that there's a second announcement from the pilot that says the second engine of the plane is failing too and can't operate. Once again he says that the passengers should remain calm because the arrival will only be late by forty minutes.
"What the...?" Ebie grumble, "i know i shouldn't have used this airline. The quality sucks!"
Ten minutes later, there goes the third announcement that state the third engine is starting to failing and all the passengers are still expected to remain calm because we'll be late for arrival by an hour.
"Grrrh!" Ebi gets angry after the announcement, he reach for a blanket and he shouts, "Damn this airline! Damn this plane! I'm going to sleep! Cause if the fourth engine gone too, WE'LL BE UP HERE ALL NIGHT!!!"

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

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