Lamborghini Top Speed Is Dull

Well, reading an article about Lamborghini in the magazine..

I just found out the top speed of this car,

it's the same as ordinary car

Really?
Yep, see for yourself in the ad below

Only runs at top speed
112 kilometer per hour....

....BACKWARDS!!!
*Jaw drops*
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Super Villain Destroys The World

A villain is a bad guy
villain usually do harm to other people.

Now, a super villain is a super bad ass guy
Super villain usually have the nerve to destroy the world.

Have you ever wondered, when a super villain wants to destroy the world...
...
......
.........

Yes....

The question is:
Where the super villain will live, once the world is destroyed?


Better if the super villain find another scheme than destroy the world....
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Greenland Or Iceland?

You know it's nonsense,
When we want to go to Greenland but all we get is ice...
And when we go to Iceland but all we get is green green grass...

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