Smith is a man who's scared of military guy.
One day, he goes by a a bus full of passengers. Then he talks to one of the passenger beside him --whose hair is stubble and has Schwarzeneger-like body.
"Excuse me sir, are you an army?"
"Nope."
"Are you a marine?"
"Nope!"
"Air force then?"
"Noooope!"
"Then you're a scum!"
"What?! Why'd you say that?!"
"YOU STEPPED ON MY SHOE!!!!!"
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