Twins

Ebi & Smith is talking about their girlfriend, Smith just heard the story that Ebi's girlfriend is ~unexpectedly~ a twin.


"Twins? Your beautiful girlfriend is a twins?" Smith ask

"yes." Ebi answer

"Ouh, i never expect her to be a twins." Smith continues "Does her twin is still single?"

"Maybe. I don't know."

"Hem, i'd like to know her then, is it ok with you if i date her twins?"

"I think it's ok."

"Then, how do you distinguish them both from each other?"

"Easy enough. Her twin brother has a mustache."
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Love oh love

Such irony love is, check this story:


Having a relationship sure is hard...

Man : Finally!!! I've been waiting for this time since long time ago!

Woman : Are you willing to let me go?

Man : Of course not!! Don't you ever think that way!!

Woman : Do you love me?

Man : Surely do! I'll always be like that...

Woman : Have you ever cheated?

Man : No Way! I'll never do such a thing!

Woman : Will you love me forever?

Man : Yes...

Woman : Oh, my love...


After a five years of marriage;
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Cheating Student

One day, Smith's parent got called to the Principal's office ~it's all because Smith got caught cheating Ebi's sheet during the examination day.

Smith's parent: If my son is cheating, you better show me the proof...
Principal: Okay, here's the proof. Question 1, What's the name of Presidential Airline?

Ebi answered; Air Force One
Smith answered; Air Force One

Smith's parent: That can't be called a proof, anyone can answer that!
Principal: Alright then check the Question number 2, What band sings "I Got A Feeling"?

Ebi answered; Black Eyed Peas
Smith answered; Black Eyed Peas

Smith's parent: So they have the same answer, but that Ebi can be the one who actually cheating my son's answer
Principal: You're right, but let's check the third question, who's the writer of Romeo & Juliet?

Ebi answered; I don't know
Smith answered; Me too
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Matter of viewpoint

One day, Smith's just finished his philosopher class.
He wants to discuss what he has learned from it with Ebi. Ebi reluctantly listens to him.


Smith: "Have you ever seen God?"

Ebi: "No."

Smith: "How bout God's voice, have you heard it?"

Ebi: "Well, no..."

Smith: "Then, can you touch God?"

Ebi: "How am i supposed to do that?!"

Smith: "Yes you can't. In fact, nobody has ever seen, hear or touch God --therefore, There's NO GOD."

As a man of faith, Ebi grumbles then replies.


Ebi: "Can you see your Brain?"

Smith answered quickly, "Nope!"

Ebi: "Can you hear your brain?"

Smith : "Nope!"

Ebi: "Can you touch your brain?!"

Smith: "Like hell, No!"


Ebi: "Then, you have NO BRAIN!!!"
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