Just Harry And Hermione

Many desire this scene
I just have to made it

v(^.^)>

Petrol Is Costly

If the station is burning
They will save the petroleum first

(^.^)v

Jew Jitsu Can't Win!!

Did Jew see that??
Chuck Norris' beard can do better roundhouse than that guy

<(--.--")>

Ghost Protocol3-The Team Play is Back!

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol
Did you notice he doesn't show his nose from the side?

It's a sign of a great movie

\(^.^)/

Angela Zhang Ft. The High Expectation Father

Swiss Army Knife of cancer treatment

Way to go girl

(^.^)

Marriage Is Expensive

One day, Smith asking about marriage to his father....
Smith: Dad?
Father: Yes son... (while reading newspaper)
Smith: How much does it cost you to be married with Mom?
Father: (Stop reading newspaper and staring blankly on the wall --long pause)
Smith: Dad?!
Father: I don't know son...
Up until now i still pay your mother every month.......xD

Smith then goes "FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

_(^.^)

Live in the GAGsta Paradise

Tribute to 9gag

Me gusta

(*_,*)

Message to all the girls

Even if we exist
we won't be sitting in the corner

<(^.^)/

Sonic Rolling

A tribute for my favorite game character

Sonic The hedgehog

(^.^)/

Careful When Stepping On a Elevator Like This

At least you fall with a smile on your face

\(-.-")/

Harry Potter Book 8

So that's why Harry breaks the Elder Wand!

Harry Potter part 8 is coming...xD

<(@.@)>

Just Michael Buble

Oh Buble,
You're such a melancholist bastard

\(^.^)/

Face On A Book

Hey,
You got a face on the books

<(^.^)>

Legendary Wizard

A Great Wizard We'll Always Remember
*
*
(Not like this though)

(^.^)/

LOOKING FOR SAUCE

Not this page guys

(^.^)v

I'M A SNIPER

And i never missed my target


t(' , ')_

Soon...

Click home to go to home

Then we can get some rest

\(^.^)/

Philosoraptor

If it does,
then we should play it more

(@.@)

No Eye

Yeah,
Eye saw it too

(--.--")

Batman x Wolverine

Hi-Tech-Gadget-Fast-Regeneration-Super-Mutant-Hero-With-Indestructible-Claw
.
..
Yes, those villain will run their ass so fast..



_(~.^)/

Trolled You

You are now breathing manually

You are now moving your eyelashes manually too

You are now aware of the fact that your clothes touching your skin and you can feel it

You are now aware that every time you swallow your saliva you can hear crackle sound in you ears

You are now aware that your nose is constantly block you vision

You are now aware that your tongue can not find a comfortable place in your mouth

...
......
.........
Just me trolling, move along now...
v(^.^)v

How To Stay Slim

Well, this post now is only a tips for you who wants to reduce your weight.

You can try this step:
- First, with your head up, look straight to the front
- Then turn your head to the left
- And turn it to the right
- Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat


(^.^)v

Flying Tank

Yeah
I would run like hell if they throw that thing to me....

<(@.@)>

Don't Be Shy

If you're so shy
Please don't take it off
(^.^)

Medicine

Some says laughter is the best medicine

Right?
.
.
.

WRONG!

Medicine IS the best medicine

<(^.^)/

Like A Stark

That's why we like
Tony Stark

(^.^)

D Is For....

Long time ago, Smith complained to his friend, Ebie, about how suck school is.
Smith: I hate school, every time i took exam i always get an E --D is the most i can get!
Ebie: Yes, you have to study more bro...
Smith: Why do we have to go to school anyway?
Ebie: To learn stuff, duh
Smith: Why learning? Like we need stuff like that...
Ebie: We learn, for us to be smart
Smith: So you're saying, if you are smart then you can be rich? Is that why you want to be smart?
Ebie: No egan_version1
Smith: No?
Ebie: i want to be smart.
Because if I'm smart, it would be convenient for me when I'm angry at some people and i can shout freely at people --tell them how DUMB they are...


Wrong reason to be smart, but still counts
_(^.^)>

Remember This?

One of my favorite hero when i was a kid
Do you remember him?

\(^.^)/

You Survived Much?

We Survived 2 Decade
1991-2001

We Have lived in 2 different century
1900 & 2000

Also we lived in 2 different millennium
1000 & 2000

And what I've learned from life is:
DAMN, I'M GETTING OLD!!!

A Poor, Poor Kid

What a poor kid...
...but at least he has a great Dad
(^.^)v

Sure, Why not?

Once upon a time at summer, Ebie, who's always playing computer on his room got yelled by his father.
"EBIE!! What are you doing playing inside all day long?! It's not healthy always staying in your room like that."
"But Dad..." Ebi tries to reply but his dad insists.
"Go outside! You can play outside, and have a taste of the sun --be healthy! PLAY OUTSIDE!"
"Sure, why not..." Ebie said with his head down walking out his room.
Not long after that, his dad still sees Ebie goes back and forth to the kitchen also to the toilet...
"Son, aren't you playing outside?" Ebie's dad says.
"Yes Dad, just goin' to get some drinks and snacks, and i'll continue to play outside."
"What? What are you playing son?!"
"As Usual..." Ebie Smirks
"As usual? It can't be?" Dad is curious to see what's he playing and see this:

Ebie smiles to his dad and mock softly,
"What? I AM...playing outside right?" And he continue to surf the internet some more.

(^.^)

Beware

BEWARE OF THE DOG

Oh wait...

Nevermind that,
I ain't passing that gate EVER man...
("--3--)

The Rock And The Ape

Yes...
WHAT IS THAT SHEET!?!
(@.@")

BMW For The Win!

Now you can show off your BMW
without the fear of losing it...

\(^.^)/

Lamborghini Top Speed Is Dull

Well, reading an article about Lamborghini in the magazine..

I just found out the top speed of this car,

it's the same as ordinary car

Really?
Yep, see for yourself in the ad below

Only runs at top speed
112 kilometer per hour....

....BACKWARDS!!!
*Jaw drops*
(@.@)

Super Villain Destroys The World

A villain is a bad guy
villain usually do harm to other people.

Now, a super villain is a super bad ass guy
Super villain usually have the nerve to destroy the world.

Have you ever wondered, when a super villain wants to destroy the world...
...
......
.........

Yes....

The question is:
Where the super villain will live, once the world is destroyed?


Better if the super villain find another scheme than destroy the world....
_(--.--")>

Greenland Or Iceland?

You know it's nonsense,
When we want to go to Greenland but all we get is ice...
And when we go to Iceland but all we get is green green grass...

<("--.--)>

The Only Reason

"It's the same, for everybody right?"
(~.^)

So small, yet so detail!

Hahah, tell me you've think it's legit also...:P

(^.^)v

From Zero To Hero

From Zero to Hero @.@

Are you STRESSED?

Go get a desserts....;)

"STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards!

(^.^)

Employee's Quadrant

You an employee?
Always remember this quadrant and you'll be fine...

\(^.^)/

Have you seen this scene?

Egan says, "What a brilliant line!"

(^.^)v

Obi Wan....NOT!!! ^^

Credits to whoever upload it :)

Silad: Funny Fighter ^^

Don't just ASSUME!!!

Did you know?
When you "assume" you're just making an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME".

So get your facts straight!
(^.^)

Can it break?

Smith and Ebie is arguing about dropping some egg at some point of height without breaking it. Smith asks the question to Ebie.
Smith: How can you drop a raw egg to a concrete floor without breaking it?
Ebie: Just drop it like usual. No need for special way.
Smith: It will break if you just drop it like that...
Ebie: Concrete is hard to break even with a hammer, let alone an egg
--it won't break the concrete, duh...
Smith: .....

(^.^)

ON A PLANE

Ebie is on board of a plane that's flying to Soekarno-Hatta airport. At some time in the middle of the trip, there's a pilot announcement saying that one of four of the plane's engine is having a failure and dies out. But the passengers are expected to remain calm for the trip will be late on arrival just by twenty minutes.
Ebie stays calm. But not long after that there's a second announcement from the pilot that says the second engine of the plane is failing too and can't operate. Once again he says that the passengers should remain calm because the arrival will only be late by forty minutes.
"What the...?" Ebie grumble, "i know i shouldn't have used this airline. The quality sucks!"
Ten minutes later, there goes the third announcement that state the third engine is starting to failing and all the passengers are still expected to remain calm because we'll be late for arrival by an hour.
"Grrrh!" Ebi gets angry after the announcement, he reach for a blanket and he shouts, "Damn this airline! Damn this plane! I'm going to sleep! Cause if the fourth engine gone too, WE'LL BE UP HERE ALL NIGHT!!!"

<(@.@)>

GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

<("^.^)>

Doctors & Lawyers

Many says that going to lawyers to solve your problems will cost you more, it'll even feel as if they're robbing you.
Same as going to the doctors when you are sick, the more you sick the more they'll rob you out of your money.
Well, the only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.

(~.^)?

Crop Circle

See Saw Crop Circle

Well, not exactly funny...
but enjoy! This a crop art made by Korean (farmers i think)
:)

Ironically Funny Quote

Good judgment comes from experience....
But nobody realize that experience comes from bad judgment...

_(^.^")>

Funny Quote -HS

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- Homer Simpson