Just Some Science

Ebie and Smith are now in class, Smith's table is behind Ebie's.
While the teacher's teaching in front of the class Ebie --who didn't bring any stationary with him-- is always turning back to Smith, to borrow Smith's pen every time Smith has done with his writing.
Apparently this turning around is making the teacher irritated, Ebie doesn't care --neither does Smith. Ebie keeps turning around and Smith keeps lending his pen, and Ebie turns again to give back the pen and so on.
The teacher's so annoyed until he snaps then he yells out.
"Who the hell keeps turning around?!!"
All of the students stand still, quietly. Smith realize the teacher doesn't know that he and Ebie are the ones that's making the ruckus.
"I said again. Who the hell keeps turning around?!!!"
"The earth Sir!" Smith yells from anonymous crowd of students.
The teacher gets his high tone, "WHO SAID THAT?!!"
"Galileo Galilei!" Smith shouts confidently followed by the class' sound of laughter.


Then Ebie & Smith got their detention after class. Smith whispers. "worth it!"
"Of course," Ebie laughs.

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Racism Everywhere

One day, Smith is writing a story for his so called short comic, Ebie notices that he writes a line that goes like this:
'Black people Dies by a white thief.'
Then Ebie makes a comment on it, "That's some racist story you write there."
Smith replied, "what?! What racism do you mean?"
"One does not simply put color before a subject." Ebie said, "otherwise it's called racism."
"Nonsense, what's so racist about this sentence?" Said Smith.
"Racism point:" Ebie raise his shoulder and hand, "why the black people always dies first?'"
"Well, uh....." Smith can't answer it but he replied again. "Then I can change it to 'White guy Dies by a black thief!"
"Racism," Ebie nod his head. "Why the black guy is always a thief?"
"Rrrrhhhh..." Smith makes one up again, "Then it's 'White guy Dies by a white thief'." Egan_version1
"Racism still," Ebie smiles. "Why there isn't any black guy in he story?'"
"THEN IT'S..." Smith yelled for the last time, "....BLACK GUY DIES BY A BLACK THIEF!!"
"RACISM!!" Ebie yelled with victory smile, "You think violence only happens with black guys?!"
Smith's ripping all of his paper while Ebie laughing in the back.


Total win, yippie
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WHAT IS SOPA?

One day Ebie and Smith are talking about SOPA.
Smith : SOPA?
Ebie : Yeah, SOPA...
Smith : I've heard of it. It's the ridiculous rules about how you can't share anything over the internet right?
Ebie : Well, yeah because apparently they think the multimedia industries nowadays are so poor that they have to make up the rule, hoping it will raise up their tax income.
Smith : I just heard it --like, a couple of days ago. What does it stand for? SOPA?
Ebie : Easy enough, just say SOPA.
Smith : SOPA...
Ebie : ....thetic
Smith: SOPA-thetic?!


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Can it break?

Smith and Ebie is arguing about dropping some egg at some point of height without breaking it. Smith asks the question to Ebie.
Smith: How can you drop a raw egg to a concrete floor without breaking it?
Ebie: Just drop it like usual. No need for special way.
Smith: It will break if you just drop it like that...
Ebie: Concrete is hard to break even with a hammer, let alone an egg
--it won't break the concrete, duh...
Smith: .....

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GREEN...GREEN...

This happens when Ebie and Smith are still a child at primary school, they already showing some 'mischievous' development from their early age. One time their languange teacher ask them to make a sentence from the word green, pink and yellow. Smith raise his hand quickly and make this sentence:
"When the yellow morning sun comes out, I saw a pink lady cadilac running trough the green green grass of home."
That sentence got a good compliment from his teacher, "that's a nice sentence, totally beautiful." Then the teacher looks at Ebie who looks unspirited to answer anything. "Now, Ebie. Try to make a sentence with the word pink, green and yellow?"
"But.... All the colored things already taken by Smith. How can i make anymore?" Ebie Replies.
"Anything will do." The teacher insisted, "just use the words to any sentence you like."
"But i don't know. But, umm...." Ebie heave, goes silent for a bit and he comes up with this sentence:
"I heard the phone green...green...then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

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