Friday, February 24, 2012

The Ball Tackler


That's why
you don't mess with the ball tackler

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Just Some Science

Ebie and Smith are now in class, Smith's table is behind Ebie's.
While the teacher's teaching in front of the class Ebie --who didn't bring any stationary with him-- is always turning back to Smith, to borrow Smith's pen every time Smith has done with his writing.
Apparently this turning around is making the teacher irritated, Ebie doesn't care --neither does Smith. Ebie keeps turning around and Smith keeps lending his pen, and Ebie turns again to give back the pen and so on.
The teacher's so annoyed until he snaps then he yells out.
"Who the hell keeps turning around?!!"
All of the students stand still, quietly. Smith realize the teacher doesn't know that he and Ebie are the ones that's making the ruckus.
"I said again. Who the hell keeps turning around?!!!"
"The earth Sir!" Smith yells from anonymous crowd of students.
The teacher gets his high tone, "WHO SAID THAT?!!"
"Galileo Galilei!" Smith shouts confidently followed by the class' sound of laughter.


Then Ebie & Smith got their detention after class. Smith whispers. "worth it!"
"Of course," Ebie laughs.

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Racism Everywhere

One day, Smith is writing a story for his so called short comic, Ebie notices that he writes a line that goes like this:
'Black people Dies by a white thief.'
Then Ebie makes a comment on it, "That's some racist story you write there."
Smith replied, "what?! What racism do you mean?"
"One does not simply put color before a subject." Ebie said, "otherwise it's called racism."
"Nonsense, what's so racist about this sentence?" Said Smith.
"Racism point:" Ebie raise his shoulder and hand, "why the black people always dies first?'"

"Well, uh....." Smith can't answer it but he replied again. "Then I can change it to 'White guy Dies by a black thief!"
"Racism," Ebie nod his head. "Why the black guy is always a thief?"
"Rrrrhhhh..." Smith makes one up again, "Then it's 'White guy Dies by a white thief'." Egan_version1
"Racism still," Ebie smiles. "Why there isn't any black guy in he story?'"
"THEN IT'S..." Smith yelled for the last time, "....BLACK GUY DIES BY A BLACK THIEF!!"
"RACISM!!" Ebie yelled with victory smile, "You think violence only happens with black guys?!"
Smith's ripping all of his paper while Ebie laughing in the back.


Total win, yippie
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