Ever wonder how can a sheep becomes lion?
Yes you can transform your sheep to a lion
I'll tell you the secret:
Give your sheep rice!
Rice, rice, rice and rice again...
...until sheep becomes lion.....xD
xD~All thanks to the movie i watched, Rowbeen Hoot....
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Clever dogs
Three men are resting on a coffe house, each of them seems to enjoy boasting about their dog's cleverness.
Men 1: "My dog, when i order him to buy fish at the store, he can go alone and he could tell if the fish aren't fresh enough by smelling it. Such a great nose he has!"
Man 2: "Ah, it's nothing man. My dog can buy me cans of beer at the store, and he won't accept it if it wasn't my favorite brand. And afterward, we'll have a toast and drinking together."
Man 3: "Wow, you two have a very clever dog. But mine's slightly more clever than you guys."
Men 1 & 2: "Meaning?!"
Men 3: "Well....my dog's the one running the store where your dogs shop."
Egan_version1
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Men 1: "My dog, when i order him to buy fish at the store, he can go alone and he could tell if the fish aren't fresh enough by smelling it. Such a great nose he has!"
Man 2: "Ah, it's nothing man. My dog can buy me cans of beer at the store, and he won't accept it if it wasn't my favorite brand. And afterward, we'll have a toast and drinking together."
Man 3: "Wow, you two have a very clever dog. But mine's slightly more clever than you guys."
Men 1 & 2: "Meaning?!"
Men 3: "Well....my dog's the one running the store where your dogs shop."
Egan_version1
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The Story Of A Man
Once upon a time there was a man, he cleans windows of tall building for a living.
Today he's cleaning window on 30th floor, when his friend shout loudly from the ground below. "SMIIITH, YOUR SON PASSED AWAY!!!"
Shocked, the man goes faint and free fall from the 30th floor.
On the 20th floor he thinks, "Wait a minute... I'm not even married..."
Through the 10th floor he says, "I have no wife, not even a girl... HOW CAN I HAVE A CHILD?!"
Passing the 5th floor he shouts, "WHAA?! SMITH IS NOT EVEN MY NAAAAAAME?!!!!"
That's where his story ends....
Egan_version1
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Today he's cleaning window on 30th floor, when his friend shout loudly from the ground below. "SMIIITH, YOUR SON PASSED AWAY!!!"
Shocked, the man goes faint and free fall from the 30th floor.
On the 20th floor he thinks, "Wait a minute... I'm not even married..."
Through the 10th floor he says, "I have no wife, not even a girl... HOW CAN I HAVE A CHILD?!"
Passing the 5th floor he shouts, "WHAA?! SMITH IS NOT EVEN MY NAAAAAAME?!!!!"
That's where his story ends....
Egan_version1
(^.^)
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