Once upon a time there was a man, he cleans windows of tall building for a living.
Today he's cleaning window on 30th floor, when his friend shout loudly from the ground below. "SMIIITH, YOUR SON PASSED AWAY!!!"
Shocked, the man goes faint and free fall from the 30th floor.
On the 20th floor he thinks, "Wait a minute... I'm not even married..."
Through the 10th floor he says, "I have no wife, not even a girl... HOW CAN I HAVE A CHILD?!"
Passing the 5th floor he shouts, "WHAA?! SMITH IS NOT EVEN MY NAAAAAAME?!!!!"
That's where his story ends....
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