Ever wonder how can a sheep becomes lion?
Yes you can transform your sheep to a lion
I'll tell you the secret:
Give your sheep rice!
Rice, rice, rice and rice again...
...until sheep becomes lion.....xD
xD~All thanks to the movie i watched, Rowbeen Hoot....
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Clever dogs
Three men are resting on a coffe house, each of them seems to enjoy boasting about their dog's cleverness.
Men 1: "My dog, when i order him to buy fish at the store, he can go alone and he could tell if the fish aren't fresh enough by smelling it. Such a great nose he has!"
Man 2: "Ah, it's nothing man. My dog can buy me cans of beer at the store, and he won't accept it if it wasn't my favorite brand. And afterward, we'll have a toast and drinking together."
Man 3: "Wow, you two have a very clever dog. But mine's slightly more clever than you guys."
Men 1 & 2: "Meaning?!"
Men 3: "Well....my dog's the one running the store where your dogs shop."
Egan_version1
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Men 1: "My dog, when i order him to buy fish at the store, he can go alone and he could tell if the fish aren't fresh enough by smelling it. Such a great nose he has!"
Man 2: "Ah, it's nothing man. My dog can buy me cans of beer at the store, and he won't accept it if it wasn't my favorite brand. And afterward, we'll have a toast and drinking together."
Man 3: "Wow, you two have a very clever dog. But mine's slightly more clever than you guys."
Men 1 & 2: "Meaning?!"
Men 3: "Well....my dog's the one running the store where your dogs shop."
Egan_version1
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The Story Of A Man
Once upon a time there was a man, he cleans windows of tall building for a living.
Today he's cleaning window on 30th floor, when his friend shout loudly from the ground below. "SMIIITH, YOUR SON PASSED AWAY!!!"
Shocked, the man goes faint and free fall from the 30th floor.
On the 20th floor he thinks, "Wait a minute... I'm not even married..."
Through the 10th floor he says, "I have no wife, not even a girl... HOW CAN I HAVE A CHILD?!"
Passing the 5th floor he shouts, "WHAA?! SMITH IS NOT EVEN MY NAAAAAAME?!!!!"
That's where his story ends....
Egan_version1
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Today he's cleaning window on 30th floor, when his friend shout loudly from the ground below. "SMIIITH, YOUR SON PASSED AWAY!!!"
Shocked, the man goes faint and free fall from the 30th floor.
On the 20th floor he thinks, "Wait a minute... I'm not even married..."
Through the 10th floor he says, "I have no wife, not even a girl... HOW CAN I HAVE A CHILD?!"
Passing the 5th floor he shouts, "WHAA?! SMITH IS NOT EVEN MY NAAAAAAME?!!!!"
That's where his story ends....
Egan_version1
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Trivia battle
Ebi and Mr. Smith are having a bet of a trivia game, who can answer the foe's question wins a Dollar..
Smith: "Now, answer my question with correct answer"
Ebi : "Alright... hit me already."
Smith: "What's 4 x 9?"
Ebi : "Ah, so easy... it's 36!"
Smith: "Wrong! Hand me the Dollar now..."
Ebi : "What!? No way, i answered it right..."
Smith: "No you don't. I already told you from the beginning: answer my question with correct answer."
Ebi : "Huh?"
Smith: "Well, you should've answer it by saying correct!"
Total Fail!! Ebi handed his Dollar....
Egan_version1
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Smith: "Now, answer my question with correct answer"
Ebi : "Alright... hit me already."
Smith: "What's 4 x 9?"
Ebi : "Ah, so easy... it's 36!"
Smith: "Wrong! Hand me the Dollar now..."
Ebi : "What!? No way, i answered it right..."
Smith: "No you don't. I already told you from the beginning: answer my question with correct answer."
Ebi : "Huh?"
Smith: "Well, you should've answer it by saying correct!"
Total Fail!! Ebi handed his Dollar....
Egan_version1
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Kiss my ass
A Leopard is enrage. His marvelous skin pattern is stolen, and he needed to find out who dare to stole it from him.
He goes to the chicken and asks, "Hey Chicken, do you know who steal my skin pattern?"
"I'll tell you, but first, you must kiss my ass." Said the chicken, who thinks that this kind of chance to make-fun-of-a-Leopard is once in a life time, therefore, shouldn't be missed.
The Leopard has no other choice, he really need his skin, so he kisses the chicken's ass.
"Then i'll tell you," said chicken happily, "the goat knows who took it. Ask him!"
Leopard walks while grumbling, and he then ask Goat the same question. "Oiy, Goat. Who steals my skin patterns?"
"Well, i'll tell you....if you kiss my ass." said Goat.
Once again the Leopard did it and the goat said, "You should find the Deer, he must knows!"
Then the Leopard search for the Deer, but the same thing happen again and again. From Deer to Cow, Horse, Monkey, Zebra, Elephant, Giraffe.....until finally he met with Lubotikong!
Lubotikong?
Yeah, Lubotikong......
Wanna know what Lubotikong is?
I'll tell you..............but first, kiss my ass.....xD
Egan_version1
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He goes to the chicken and asks, "Hey Chicken, do you know who steal my skin pattern?"
"I'll tell you, but first, you must kiss my ass." Said the chicken, who thinks that this kind of chance to make-fun-of-a-Leopard is once in a life time, therefore, shouldn't be missed.
The Leopard has no other choice, he really need his skin, so he kisses the chicken's ass.
"Then i'll tell you," said chicken happily, "the goat knows who took it. Ask him!"
Leopard walks while grumbling, and he then ask Goat the same question. "Oiy, Goat. Who steals my skin patterns?"
"Well, i'll tell you....if you kiss my ass." said Goat.
Once again the Leopard did it and the goat said, "You should find the Deer, he must knows!"
Then the Leopard search for the Deer, but the same thing happen again and again. From Deer to Cow, Horse, Monkey, Zebra, Elephant, Giraffe.....until finally he met with Lubotikong!
Lubotikong?
Yeah, Lubotikong......
Wanna know what Lubotikong is?
I'll tell you..............but first, kiss my ass.....xD
Egan_version1
(^.^)
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