Dream quote

Your future depends on how many your dreams are, so go to sleep as much as possible!!

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Children's Cow

In a classroom, a teacher want to test his students' IQ --then this dialogue occurs:
Teacher: "Okay, children. Who, here, has ever seen a cow?"
Students: "Me!! Me!!" (All the children raises their hand and answers)
Teacher: "Then you'd know how many legs do they have?"
Students: "Foouur!!!"
Teacher: "Now try to count, how many front legs?"
Students: "Two!"
Teacher: "Rear legs?"
Students: "Two!"
Teacher: "Right legs?"
Students: "Two!"
Teacher: "Left Legs?"
Students: "Two!"
Teacher: "So how many is the total legs of a cow?"
Students: "EIGHT!!!!"
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Respective Sons

There are four mothers who're chatting at a cafe. They're all talking about their son, the first mother talk to the other three:
"My son is a priest. When he enters a room, everyone's calling him 'Father'."
The second mother is boasting too:
"Yes, but my son is a bishop. Every time he's entering a room, everybody calls him the 'Blessed Bishop'."
Third mother also doesn't wanna lose:
"Hello, have you heard that my son is a Cardinal? Each time he enters a room, all the people will call him 'Holy Cardinal'."
Different from the others, the fourth mother seems reluctant to boast about her son. But because all three mothers insists on her telling about her son, she then replied:
"My son is tall, about 182 cm... A successful businessman... He's got an athletic body... Great smile... and very handsome..."
She paused for a bit. Egan_version1
"And every time he enters a room, all the girls will say, 'Oh my God!'"


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The Interview

A news reporter is interviewing a super-rich old man.

Reporter: "Can you please tell me and the audience,
your life story from when you were poor but now you have this --very-very-- much of a fortune?"

Old Man: "Well, it was about 1945 when the war is ended.
I was such a poor guy that time, hardly had enough to eat.
And only got 5 cents in my pocket."

Reporter: "Uh huh, then what you do with that 5 cents?"

Old Man: "I buy an orange with it,
i always rubbed it until the 5 cents orange becomes shiny.
Then i will sold it to people for 10 cent. I repeat this thing another day,
i bought 2 oranges and sold it for 20 cents."

Reporter: "Wow, and then?"

Old Man: "I repeated this way and at the end of the month i got 3 Dollars profit."

Reporter: "Oh, i can't believe you've through such a hard time. And then what comes after that?"

Old Man: "Then, two years later my in-law is dead and we inherited 15 million dollars." Egan_version1


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Just A Kid

At a park, a little child is sitting idly with his book open.
When he sees a big-bearded-man sitting in a bench across of him, he asks:
"Excuse me Sir, can you smile for a little bit?"
"Why do you want me to smile little one?" While smiling reluctantly
The child then goes sketching in his book while saying, "I wanna draw a tooth-ached gorilla."
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Money Quote

Money isn't everything, there're still credit cards. Egan_version1

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Girl on the phone

A father has a daughter, who reaaaaally loves to call, when she's on the phone she can go about it for 3 to 4 hours.
One time, the phone's ringing and she pick up the phone.
Only 1 hour passed then she hang up...
The father notice it and while smirking says, "Well, ain't that fast. Only one hour? Who's calling you girl?"
"Oh, it's just a wrong number Dad...!"
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More Polite Headline

One day, a newspaper's headline says:
"HALF OF THE CONGRESS PARTY ARE CORRUPT!!"

The head o the congress party is offended by that article, then he called the newspaper editorial director and gives him a loud-yell-of-a-lifetime --and finally says,
"You shouldn't publish something like that again!! They're all citizen's representatives you should respect!!! Be more Polite!!"
Then the editorial director promise to change the headline for tommorow.
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The next day, the article on the newspaper changed:
"HALF OF THE CONGRESS PARTY ARE NOT CORRUPT!!"


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